1 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:16,410 Sydney, you're supposed to be doing your homework. 2 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:19,570 How are you learning about history by watching music videos? 3 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:24,350 Well, things in the past were really lame, and now they're really cool. 4 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,710 My head is just buzzing with knowledge. 5 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:30,850 Are you sure that's not just an echo? 6 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:37,290 Sydney, your mother's right. If we want to learn about history, we have to watch 7 00:00:37,290 --> 00:00:38,290 classic videos. 8 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:43,030 See? Huey Lewis and the News, our founding fathers. 9 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:47,820 Charlie, look! 10 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,840 It's Huey Lewis! 11 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,220 Come on, dance with me. 12 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,000 It's hip to be square. 13 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,140 Hip to be square. 14 00:00:55,540 --> 00:01:00,740 Oh, my God, this is so much worse than walking in on your parents doing it. 15 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,360 Oh, I think it's cute. Two people who are in love but don't realize that 16 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,320 they're not attractive enough to keep it to themselves. 17 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,720 Charlie! The palace! 18 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,420 That's the concert we had tickets to when we were in college. 19 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:16,940 Yeah. 20 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:21,160 You know what? I think we're all watching entirely too much television. 21 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,060 Kids, if you don't use that tire swing out there, we're just going to look like 22 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,060 white trash. 23 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,520 You were at that concert? 24 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:34,300 No. Your mom and I, we were dating at the time, but we had a fight, so we 25 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:34,899 didn't go. 26 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:38,040 Was it over who was the worst dancer? Because I'd call that one a tie. 27 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:41,320 Seriously, what did you guys fight about? 28 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:45,490 Your dad and I have been planning a romantic night for a very long time. 29 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,190 I was still living in the sorority house. 30 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,750 We are the girls of new beta gamma. 31 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:55,170 Some are from the north and some Louisiana. 32 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:59,030 We are always ladies, breakfast, lunch, and sup. 33 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:02,670 We don't like to cuss and we don't give it up. 34 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:08,889 Someone's in a good mood and I don't think it's because we finished the best 35 00:02:08,889 --> 00:02:09,889 homecoming float. 36 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,280 Ever. 37 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:15,580 Charlie and I are going to the concert, and because it's our 12th date, the 38 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:20,520 president of the Undergraduate Flower Club will be... Dee Flowers! 39 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:26,820 I'm so excited. I went out and bought a special calligraphy pen for tonight's 40 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:27,820 journal entry. 41 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:28,960 Oh, my gosh! 42 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,680 I know! 43 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,300 Okay, Emily, you've got to go. Charlie's going to be here soon, and I want to put 44 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,300 rose petals on the bed. 45 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,720 Well, good luck. 46 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:39,290 Oh, but you might want to hide your furry friends. 47 00:02:39,510 --> 00:02:42,010 At least the ones that talk when you squeeze them. 48 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,190 See you later, guys. 49 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:52,930 You're still the most important man in my life, Mr. 50 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,290 Sparklepaws. 51 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:55,650 I woof you. 52 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:56,930 Aw. 53 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:58,590 I woof you, too. 54 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:52,350 Mortimer got the lead. It's my fair lady, not my lazy-eyed lady. 55 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:58,490 Listen, Faith, I know you're upset, but I kind of have plans. 56 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:02,130 Plans? I really need my big sis tonight. 57 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,570 I'm, like, totally bummed to the max, you know? 58 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:09,150 I know, honey, but... Great, okay, I'm gonna straighten out my eyeliner, and 59 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:12,590 then we'll get ready and go out and party to take my mind off of things. You 60 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:13,590 totally rock. 61 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,880 You look totally awesome. 62 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,580 I can't believe it's finally here. 63 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:38,620 Twelve wonderful dates all leading up to one beautiful... 64 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,900 What the hell's all over the bed? 65 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,399 Rose petals. 66 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:48,540 I stole them from the float. But don't tell anyone. It's conduct. I'm becoming 67 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:49,540 a gamma girl. 68 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:55,660 I got the car all gassed up to the tune of 99 cents a gallon. 69 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,160 Man, OPEC is gouging us. 70 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:00,900 Thank God we're still friends with Iraq. 71 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:07,300 Charlie Bear, I'm sorry, I can't go to the concert. 72 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,440 What? Why? 73 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:16,040 Well, my sister just showed up, and she's very upset, and I don't think it 74 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,040 would be right to leave her alone. 75 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,680 Oh, great. You've been working on that stupid float all week, and now you're 76 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,360 bailing? That float is not stupid! 77 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:28,390 I'm working my tail off on it. Yeah, you're supposed to save some of that 78 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:29,390 tail for me. 79 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:32,810 What do you want me to do? 80 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,270 My sister showed up unannounced. 81 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,230 Yeah, well, is this how it's going to be if we end up together? 82 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,410 Every time your sister needs something, you're just going to throw me over for 83 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:41,410 her? 84 00:05:42,970 --> 00:05:44,990 Don't be such a spaz, Chaz. 85 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:48,230 It's just a one-time thing. 86 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:50,390 It's not like she's moving in with us. 87 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:53,530 Just forget it. 88 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:57,020 I can't believe I blew off my breakdancing class for this. We're going 89 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:58,020 to learn to do the robot. 90 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:01,700 Darn it. 91 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,960 What a waste of good rose petals. 92 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,240 I guess I could dry them out and use them for potpourri. 93 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,140 Okay, I'm all set. 94 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,100 Come on, let's go party. 95 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:20,400 Hey, how many beers do you think we could buy with Dad's moon rock? 96 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:23,690 I'm not up for that. 97 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:25,890 I just had a huge... Okay, you're upset. 98 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:31,290 I'm upset. Come on. Now let's go out there and drink one giant beer for 99 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,290 mankind. 100 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,050 Only 16. 101 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:38,230 But I do have an even better idea. 102 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,650 That is supposed to cheer us up? 103 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:47,530 A nerd wagon covered in tinfoil? 104 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:48,750 Hey! 105 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:53,300 This is my sorority! Life in the year 2000. 106 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:58,380 Come on, you want to take turns climbing on and waving to the pretend crowd? 107 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,100 Actually, I'd rather climb up the balcony and be the pretend sniper. 108 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:11,740 Oh, drat. They painted the interior of the flying car all wrong. 109 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:15,960 And this one's wrong, too. Oh, I should have known. 110 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,060 When I brought out the color wheel, I heard a lot of snickering. 111 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:22,970 Wait a minute. 112 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:25,370 Fun just got funner. 113 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:29,050 You and I could pull an all-nighter and finish the flute. 114 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:31,150 Oh, the songs we'll sing. 115 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,410 Oh, the commas we'll slip into. 116 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:41,090 Later. Wait, where are you going? I canceled my plans for you. 117 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:44,310 There's like a whole wide world of partying out there that's calling my 118 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:45,310 name. 119 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:48,710 Well, it's calling the name on my fake ID. 120 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,800 So, that's how your dad and I missed the concert. 121 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,360 I, of course, went to Hollywood, became a famous actress, won an Emmy, and once 122 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:03,540 had a pizza delivered by a young buck the world would come to know as Ashton 123 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:04,540 Kutcher. 124 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:10,800 Wait, but if Dad didn't go to the concert, then why is he there? 125 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:20,740 So, um... 126 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,740 What was Ashton Kutcher like? 127 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,280 You went to the concert? 128 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:35,020 You told me you went back to the dorm and practiced apologizing to my picture. 129 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:40,900 Fine, I went. But I'm not just admitting that because this footage implicates me 130 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:41,900 beyond the shadow of a doubt. 131 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,760 I cannot believe it. 132 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:48,700 Is there anything else you've been lying to me about? No, of course not. Now, can 133 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,340 we just turn this thing off? 134 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:53,370 Hey, Dad, who's that girl you're with? 135 00:08:56,590 --> 00:09:00,170 You know how long I held out for this girl? Twelve dates. 136 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:05,690 And now that it's twelve, she just cancels on me. Like I don't have a life. 137 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:06,770 Well, I do. 138 00:09:06,970 --> 00:09:09,490 I'm going to go back to my dorm and watch The Love Boat. 139 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:14,930 Wow. 140 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:17,670 That girlfriend of yours sounds like a real drip. 141 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,620 I think this guy wants to buy me a drink. 142 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,760 I'm gonna need to see some ID. 143 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:26,580 I love it when they card me. 144 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:31,080 Makes me feel like I'm still in high school and under the age of 18, which I 145 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,080 am definitely not. 146 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,460 You go to school around here? 147 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:44,200 Simone LaPierre of Quebec City? 148 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,800 Um, no. 149 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,020 I was going to, but then... 150 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,500 You know, Harvard made such a big stink that I decided to go there just to shut 151 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,500 them up. 152 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,880 So what's your name, Stud Muffin? 153 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,040 Charlie. 154 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,100 You're cute. 155 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,920 But I have a girlfriend. 156 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:10,920 The same girl that ditched you so you could drink alone and hit on me? 157 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,280 You called me Stud Muffin, which makes you inappropriate. 158 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,080 But correct. 159 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:22,230 So, like, this lame-o girlfriend of yours, is she your main squeeze? 160 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:24,750 Well, I thought we were serious. 161 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,890 We got matching airbrushed T-shirts. 162 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:31,130 We're gonna put them on tonight at the Huey Lewis concert, but... Ah, she blew 163 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,130 me off. 164 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:33,310 Well, you know what they say. 165 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:37,130 If you can't be with the one you love, take me to the Huey Lewis concert. 166 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,350 No, I don't know. 167 00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:41,080 Come on! It'll be fun. 168 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:45,920 Plus, how often do you get to rock out with a Harvard girl who scored a perfect 169 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,120 100 on her IQ test? 170 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,140 Well, tickets will just go to waste. What the hell? Let's go. 171 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,180 Okay. Hey, um, do you still have that airbrushed T-shirt? 172 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,740 Yeah, it's in the car. Great. Leave it there, okay? 173 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,720 I don't know who should be more insulted by this little story, Mom or Harvard. 174 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,160 So you met Faith. 175 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:11,430 And you took her to the concert. 176 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:15,250 Charlie never told you that? Wow, that sounds like something that's just 177 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,550 between you two, so I'm going to hit the old tire swing. 178 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:18,770 Stay put! 179 00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:23,890 This is way more interesting than doing my homework. Plus, I'm not paying 180 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:24,890 anybody for this. 181 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:29,270 I cannot believe you two went and had fun at the concert. 182 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:31,570 Fun? You think we had fun? 183 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:35,910 I had more fun at my last colonoscopy. Oh, and keep in mind, the anesthesia 184 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:36,910 wore off. 185 00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:42,650 So anyway, after I go out to Hollywood and make it as a famous actress, then 186 00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:45,910 I'm also going to write and produce and check it out. I have the best idea for a 187 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:48,210 sequel to The Breakfast Club. It's going to be, you ready? 188 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:49,870 The Lunch Club. 189 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:55,350 Oh, that's not the only sequel. There's also The Dinner Club and The Snack Club. 190 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:56,850 Oh, God. 191 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,210 This was a mistake. 192 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,710 Oh. Oh. 193 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,550 A hitchhiker. 194 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:04,310 And he looks dangerous. 195 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,190 Maybe if I give him a ride, he'll kill us both. 196 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,390 That'd be sweet. 197 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:11,930 Sheen Brothers. 198 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:15,930 Oh my gosh, how hot is that? Why is it so hot in this grody car? 199 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:17,430 And what is that smell? 200 00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:20,770 You think you had a bad time? 201 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:25,230 That was the worst date I've ever been on. And you're talking to a girl who 202 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,110 spent the night at the Neverland Ranch. 203 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,430 polite. You'd be blocking the people behind us. 204 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:54,410 Could you be a bigger dweeb? 205 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,130 Nobody's polite at a rock concert. 206 00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:59,870 You know, Simone, all you've done is complain. 207 00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:05,170 I work two shifts as a cafeteria omelet supervisor just to pay for these seats. 208 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,330 Omelet supervisor? 209 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:12,330 Yeah. No, seriously, when you leave your dorm room in the morning, do you give 210 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,750 yourself a wedgie just to get the ball rolling? 211 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,330 Excuse me, I'm gonna go throw my bra back. 212 00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:22,260 Oh, damn, I knew I forgot something. 213 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,280 Thank God I never have to see her again. 214 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,240 Huey! 215 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,280 I don't understand. 216 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:35,080 If the night was such a disaster, why not just tell me what happened? 217 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,139 You're right. 218 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,020 We should have. We were stupid. 219 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:41,140 Well, Charlie's stupid. I'm just thoughtless. 220 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,240 Well, I'm going to go clean out the gutters. 221 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,820 Help me with the ladders, Faith. 222 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,880 Oh, sure thing, Chaz. Hold it! 223 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,250 You two aren't being honest with me. 224 00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:57,170 Something else must have happened. 225 00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:01,550 I knew it. I knew it. Aunt Faith is my real mother. 226 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,090 Can I get a tattoo? 227 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,550 Oh. 228 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:11,730 You're going to tell me what happened right now or those mini chicken pot pies 229 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:14,350 go straight to the neighborhood cats. 230 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,730 She's got a... 231 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:38,790 Simone. Great. 232 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,890 What are you, like, following me now? 233 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,130 Here, here, here. 234 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,810 Ow! Here's a lock on my hair. Get lost. 235 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:48,090 Thanks. I'll cherish it forever. Not! 236 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:53,210 Oh, and FYI, I came here to make up with my girlfriend. 237 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:54,990 Wait, who's your girlfriend? 238 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:56,410 Hope Fairfield. 239 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:57,550 Oh, my God. 240 00:14:58,930 --> 00:14:59,930 Oh. My. 241 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,290 God. 242 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:06,580 Are you telling me you're... drippy girlfriend is my boring sister? 243 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:13,740 Hope told me that her sister's name is Faith, and you're Simone LaPierre. 244 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Uh, no. 245 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:22,380 Simone LaPierre weighs 165 pounds and is an organ donor. I just started abusing 246 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,120 my organs. I'm not about to give them away. 247 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:29,400 I should have known you didn't go to Harvard. When I asked you what your 248 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,800 major was, you said twirling. 249 00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:33,730 Well, this night's been a total suck fest. 250 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,010 What do you think you're doing? 251 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,450 Uh, relieving stress while looking cool, duh. 252 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:46,050 No! I am not letting my girlfriend's little sister smoke. That stuff will 253 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:49,030 kill you. Give me that. No, this one's healthy. It's filtered. 254 00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:50,289 Oh. 255 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:51,290 Hey! 256 00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:56,650 Great, that was my last one. You know, if Hope ever winds up with you, she'll 257 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,030 never see me again. 258 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,290 Good! 259 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,600 Just pissed off Hope's little sister. 260 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,700 Now she's gonna reset that 12-day clock back to one. 261 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:21,440 You 262 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:28,440 said 263 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,040 if we ever had a fight to get you flowers. 264 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,860 Oh, that's a good thing about you. 265 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,230 You're a girlfriend that comes with an instruction manual. 266 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:40,350 But for future reference, carnations aren't your best foot forward. 267 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:45,150 And even in the carnation world, blue is a serious misstep. 268 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:49,930 Well, they didn't have a big selection at the car wash, so... 269 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:54,770 I'm sorry. 270 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,170 No, I'm sorry. 271 00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:01,050 I never should have tossed aside our plans for my sister. 272 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,420 Not that it matters. 273 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,160 She was out all night. 274 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,760 So you haven't talked to her? 275 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:09,660 No, no. She's in the shower. 276 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,720 I was asleep when she came home. 277 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:18,839 She stumbled in, banged into the coffee table, said some words that were very 278 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,900 frowned upon in the gamma bylaws. 279 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:23,480 Oh, phone call. 280 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,900 Oh, hey, Charlie. Way to be an idiot. 281 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,080 Oh, blue carnations. 282 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,880 Idiot times two. 283 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,960 Gag me with a spoon, it's you. 284 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:51,820 Listen, thanks for not telling Hope I took you to the concert. 285 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,480 Oh, I'm gonna tell her as soon as I see her. 286 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,540 I'm gonna tell her you smoke. 287 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,759 Oh, yeah? 288 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,080 I'm gonna tell her that you bought me a drink and tried to get with me. Tried to 289 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,160 get with you? You're the one who called me a stud muffin. Well, obviously I 290 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,600 wasn't wearing my glasses. 291 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:09,660 You... I can't believe it. 292 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,290 Something terrible... happened. 293 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,990 My float burned down. 294 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,670 Apparently some awful person left a lit cigarette near it. 295 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,490 All that work ruined. 296 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:26,650 Bet it was Misty Flanders from Kappa Alpha Chi. 297 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,690 She's the only bad apple I know stupid enough to smoke. 298 00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:34,850 Oh, I'm sorry. 299 00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:39,170 Here I am going on about my float and I haven't even introduced you to. 300 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,520 Charlie, this is my sister, Faith. 301 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,600 Faith, this is my study guy, Charlie. 302 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:52,920 Like, so nice to meet you. Like, for the first time. 303 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,120 I always enjoy meeting new people. 304 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,300 For the first time. 305 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,440 You two burned down my float? 306 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:09,180 All these years, I have blamed Misty Flanders. 307 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,720 I even covered her car in shaving cream. 308 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:17,440 I'm sure she's over it by now. It was 20 years ago. 309 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,300 I did it last week at the supermarket. 310 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,480 I'm sorry, honey. 311 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,400 I should have told you about all this. 312 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:30,900 But now that it's out in the open, what was that float? 313 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:35,860 I mean, you had a flying car and an astronaut and a mushroom. 314 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,100 A later discussion, right? 315 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,560 Hope, we're sorry that we kept it from you. 316 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,060 We were just worried about how you'd react. 317 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,700 And Mom, think about it. 318 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,920 If they had told you, you might have stopped dating Dad. 319 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,380 Then you wouldn't have had any of us. 320 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,440 I would have been someone else. 321 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,380 Somebody taller. 322 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:06,620 So just for the record, Mom really is my mother. 323 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,600 That just doesn't add up. 324 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:17,300 Honey, it was so awful taking Faith to the concert. It made me realize what I 325 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,300 had with you. 326 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,700 Well, I suppose I can move past this. It was a long time ago. 327 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:31,700 So, I guess I am the reason you two ended up together. 328 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,080 Thank you, Faith. 329 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,500 Thank you. 330 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:42,030 For being the annoying, self-centered lunatic that you are. 331 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,810 There, was that so hard? 332 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,090 Hey, who's up for some pot pies? 333 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:49,810 Come on. 334 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,170 Hey, hey, Mom. 335 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,550 Mom, is that... Is that you? 336 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:15,019 That tattoo. 337 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,020 Nowhere visible.